1. Happy Duckie Day!
2. So you'll never have to swim alone.
3. Sending a duck to wish you some luck.
4. Our duckies will cheer you up.
5. Our duckies are great listeners!
6. Duckies can ride along in your pocket.
7. Cause kids (& adults!) love 'em.
8. Make taking a bath fun.
9. Will never judge you.
10. It's a quack to send one back!
11. Make super "Thank you" gifts!
12. Last longer than flowers
13. Are more fun to receive than a card.
14. Makes the mail carriers day to deliver them.
15. Make great travel companions.
16. Are totally hip!
17. They are really great ice breakers.
18. Cause ya probably never sent/received one in the mail
19. Love to party!
20. Will make someone smile.
21. Affordable and low maintenance.
22. Are great toys for pets, children or anyone.
23. Shows your boss that you are original.
24. They have shorter legs than storks.
25. Because you can!
26. Understands any language.
27. They like to enjoy a day at the beach.
28. Have great imaginations at playtime.
29. Way cheaper than flowers.
30. They don't fly away.
31. Baby's first duck.
32. Great all around toy.

33. Cause pets need toys too!
34. Flamingo's dont like being mailed.
35. Will never tell on you for ANYTHING.
36. Some of 'em know how to moonwalk.
37. Promote Cancer awareness.
38. Can fit in a pocket
39. Cheer up someone who isn't feeling well.
40. Don't "backseat drive"
41. They Quack!
42. Waterproof
43. Can help ask someone for that first date.
44. M R ducks, M R?, yep, C M wings.
45. No batteries needed.
46. They never get tired.
47. Cooler than sliced bread!
48. Make great gifts for any occasion.
49. Will not speak out of turn.
50. Lasts WAAAY longer than a box of chocolates.
51. Love goin' to the beach and the lake.
52. Will help ya eat that chocolate bar.
53. 'Cause they can't go to Eagle school.
54. A duck a day, helps keep the doctor away!
55. Rubber duckie is Earnie's signature song
56. They are part of the "Convoy" song by C.W. McCall 57. Because rubber ducky, he's the one!
58. Because they make bath time so much fun!
59. Excellent marketing tools
60. All rubber duckies are friends of Seasame Street!
61. So much squeaky fun.
62. We just couldn't get Mail-a-elephant to work.
(they are WAY to heavy!)
63. Can keep a lookout for the closet monster while you sleep